HA TAKE THAT MILEY, I'VE GOT 8 THINGS

Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 10:16pm


8 things I hate most about people




1.People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.



3. People who say you can't have your cake and eat it too. WTF?!? Why else would you have "your" cake?!?



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?



5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No you idiot, I paid $14 to stare at the damn floor!



6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats shorter than life?



8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?