Happy Mother's Day

What do you write to a mother who hates you, regrets giving birth to you and wishes you were dead? Well, when she says that she's usually pretty pissed off so she doesn't mean it....kinda....exactly.

I didn't get her a birthday card, so i think i owe her this at least. She's working today though, so I'm writing it today, but I planned this stuff out a while ago.



Anyway a family friend, was hanging out with me that day, and made me buy her a card. At least she let me buy it with my mothers money.

Now as to what to write in it. I didn't want to write some sentimental shit, like i usually do, cause right now, everything's different. I don't even plan on writing I Love You.

The problem is it's a pretty big card. And it opens like up and down, instead of left to right, so it can stand.

It says and the names are fake for their identity., Mom, thanks for giving birth to me. Lily, Katie, Alex, Alice, Amanda, Samantha, Angela, Alison, Tara, (etc) also say thanks.

And the names are gonne be big and everywhere. Along with some poems, I found. Because honestly if i write a poem, it's gonna be like, rude, and personal, and probably wont make her very happy.
 And because I'm a better person than her, I'm not gonna get her something, tell her about it, then just take it away, like she did to me in grade freaking 1....

Happy Mother's Day